the exciting hours

The time from 11pm to 6am. It's when all the exciting stuff happens in the streets, like shootings, robberies, drunk driving accidents, vandalism, whatever crime you hear about in the local news.

11-12: robberies and big fights

12-3: shootings and drunk driving accidents

3-6: vandalism, high-speed pursuits and other deadly car accidents

News: "A young black male was killed in a drive-by shooting at 1:30 AM last Monday in the San Francisco Tenderloin, police said."

DAMN IT!! It was in the exciting hours...

by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012

Reasons for existing

None srry

I'm searching for reasons for existing

by Bodacious fairy King September 17, 2016

Experting

Experting is someone widely recognized as a reliable source of technique or skill whose faculty for judging or deciding rightly, justly, or wisely is accorded authority and status by their peers or the public in a specific well-distinguished domain.

Experting is amazing.

by Justoldme July 20, 2010

Shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

When someone suggests you stop or start doing something absolutely ridiculous that will affect something important to you, like your swag, your family or your life

Jack: Hey Joe, what are you giving up for lent?
Joe: Nothing, why?
Jack: Oh good. Can you give up chocolate with me?
Joe: No man, that's like shooting myself in the dick and expecting to survive

by Oh my my July 2, 2015

non-existing

This definition is non-existing.

"Wow, this definition is non-existing"

by gimme the money May 11, 2016

diaper-exciting

When something is so exciting, you have to wear diapers, for the safety of not peeing in your pants.

X: "dude, i cant wait till tomorrow!!!!!its going to be so diaper-exciting!"

by BubbleDoll July 1, 2010

Excitingest

Hyper-exciting. Seriously cool, coolest. Fr00diest. Something so incredibly exciting that it is completely indescriptionable.

That was the excitingest thing to have happened since the last time something exciting happened!

by Morden June 18, 2008