Games played after gorging one's self on food. Perfect for the family get togethers, tailgate parties, or even after a trip to the Golden Corral with friends. Typical games include horse shoes, bean bags, or for the ambitious, darts.
Aunt Bev, that was a great Thanksgiving meal! I'm stuffed! It's time for some games of minimal exertion. Uncle Cletus, let's go throw some horse shoes!
by wheredidmypantsgo November 25, 2010
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A: Man, I was gonna go to the gym last night, but, uh, I got the runs!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!
B: Psssh, please! I don't wanna hear your exercuses!
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One who chooses the most public of places to conduct their lunges, push-ups or other exercises, and often glances around as if waiting for someone to ask them if they work out.
I spotted an exercisibitionist today, doing push-ups off a park bench next to the patio of the busy restaurant on the corner.
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Get the exercisibitionist mug.the act of using the erect penis and flexing the hard-on while a towel is hanging from it so it looks as if the penis is lifting the towel
used by man-"before I go on a date I like to do some towel exercises"
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used by women-"he can towel exercise every day but its not gonna grow his dick"
by kwheezy February 25, 2008
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by Saack August 9, 2008
Get the exercise mug.when someone feels the need write down the components of the workout they just did or are going to do as their Facebook status. and continue to go on about how hard or how great it was.
...like we care
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"omg im kicking my ass. 1 hour of pilates, then 2.46 mile run to the gym, 30 min on the eliptical at max fat burning heart rate, then 2.1 mile run back from the gym. omg I'm SO hungry!"
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by brookeb925 April 9, 2010
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