A german archaism for a conservative man that puts the prospects of his family over his personal interests and desires.
A:I always wanted to be an artist but,if I want to establish a family in the future, I need a safe job and a good paycheck,so I decided to study Law at an university.
B:I respect that. You know how to deal with responsibilities. You are a true Eisenseite.
B:I respect that. You know how to deal with responsibilities. You are a true Eisenseite.
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John: "I've been adding some herbal essences to my cousin's shampoo because I suspect she is cheating on me, but now she is pregnant, any chance I could be the father?"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
James: "What the fuck is wrong with you?"
John: "So I could be the father?"
James: "Yes, you probably are, but you deserve everything that is coming to you."
John: "I'll just say I'm going to get some milk, that's what my dad said"
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Used as a Name: Essence is the most living creature every they are serious yet curious, they always push themselves and do better then best. Essence is always there when you need her and there when you don't want her to be. Once in a while she can be a bitch, but you count on her to un-bitch when you need her. She knows more pain mentally or ohysicals that you will ever know. She cares because of the pain shes went through. Essence cant trust easily at first but after she does it isnt hard to keep it. She is tougher then the rest of the world combined. Essence will know things that you wont think of and she has a lot of baggage, but a true friend will stay with her with all her ups, downs, lefts, right, blacks, white, hots, colds, silence, and noise. Thats how she chooses her friends!!!
OMG! Did you see Essence she was pissed one moment and the next she was as happy as a dog with its bone! How can she do that?
Yah, i know, she the toughest person I know
Yah, i know, she the toughest person I know
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Get the Essence mug.A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.
(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!
Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!
Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.
by Lorelili December 29, 2007
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