eskihoe

A girl (usually white) who wears sweaters, leggings, and furry Uggs 24/7/365

The eskihoe straightened her leggings, pulled on her Uggs, and headed to the nearest Starbucks for her daily hunt.

by Miscellaneous Bean November 11, 2013

eskihoe

One who originates or has lived in Alaska, while at the same time being a whore, hoe, and/or jerk-off. Well known for horny nature and natural ability to abandon others.

Bryan, the Alaskan turned New Yorker, is a dirty eskihoe.

by Conneticutioner September 7, 2005

eskiho

Eskimo hos that have the soul purpose in life to lead their doggy sled, build igloos, and cure vaginal needs.

Ajay: Darn, my eskiho and i melted our igloo!
Ella: Well get him to build another one!

by eskiho seeker February 5, 2010

eskiho

A girl who has so many hickies from a previous hook up, she has to wear an absurd amount of clothing to cover the evidence (ie scarves and turtlenecks)

That boyfriend of hers has given her so many hickies that now she's an eskiho

by Suite210 June 4, 2009

Eskihoe Kisses

When somebody is sucking a dick and rubs the tip of it across their nose back and forth like an Eskimo Kiss

She was sucking my dick the other day and then she started to give it Eskihoe Kisses.

by Butts bro August 24, 2016