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Erectile dysfunction 

When a man's penis is unable to get hard, when a man has difficulty getting or keeping an erection. There are many reasons for this but one such reason could be when you see someone so ugly and unattractive that you have a hard time becoming turned on again after seeing something so repulsive. The only way to fix this is to counter the horror that you have witnessed with the most drop-dead sexy girls that never fail to turn you on and will help to erase the repulsive imagery from your mind.
After I saw Kamala Harris' nude photos, I had erectile dysfunction for over two months.
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erectile dysfunction 

A made up condition that makes ugly or fat women, who don't satisfy their men, feel like it's not there fault.
"Hey Becca your totally super disgusting, no wonder Bob can't keep his pecker hard."

"Its not cuz i'm revolting, he just has an erectile dysfunction. So its his fault, just like everything else."

Erectile Dysfunction 

A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect
Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard?
Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction

Erectile Dysfunction 

When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.
Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.

Erectile Dysfunction 

When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.
Dad: Why my peepee not hard?
Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.

Erectile dysfunction 

Everything about Paulie was dysfunctional and immature, no wonder he had so many insecurities to pick at, rather than weapons. His erectile dysfunction was a sign of his impotence, not only around the opposite sex, but as a human.

Erectile dysfunction 

When you get a boner really easily. When you have erectile dysfunction you will see a single person and immediately get hard.