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equipoise

A steroid hormone.

It is considered one of the safest and least anabolic out there to use.

It does not BUILD muscle size or strength. But make no mistake it is still very powerful, as it protects muscle tissue. Even when in a massive calorie deficit your body will refuse to waste muscle mass when on equipoise. This makes this drug a common favorite for cutting cycles.

Perfect for men in their 40s who begin to lose muscle mass. Hopping on this can ensure they will have nearly the same amount of muscle as 40 when they do 70.

Note: While it protects muscles it doesn't protect nervous sytem breakdown or joint breakdown nearly as much. So you will still get weaker over time, but your BMI and muscle mass will remain the same.
Doctor: I recommend you use equipose from now on.
Person 1: Whatever you say doc!

Bodybuilder 1: I want to get down to 4% body fat but I'm worried I'll lose muscle :(
Coach: Run equipoise your body will protect most of your gains.
by Zyzy July 6, 2016
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equilophile

An individual between the ages of 16-18 who is sexually attracted to younger children.
Equiliez is an equilophile! Get him away from my children.
by Merriam Webster Publisher v2 January 19, 2022
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ediphile

One who enjoys and promotes the edification (enlightenment) of others.

In no way related (except that it sounds like it) to pediphile.
An ediphile came into my office and enlightened me as to the USB HID -> PS/2 character conversion.

It's fun to scream across the office that someone is an ediphile, because he just showed you how something works.
by rapost December 27, 2008
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Equinophile

A kind of zoophile who is sexually aroused, or just romantically attracted to horses. I am unironically an equinophile too.
—So, i have recently noticed that horses make me feel wird things... That i dont feel to anything else. I shouldnt say this, but when im alone with them i sometimes get a boner looking at them.
—Youre sure an equinophile. There is no need do deny it, i have this problem too, but i habe learnt to receive joy from horses.
by gaygelding March 15, 2021
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euphiless

Coming from the word Euphistic, it means to have lack of extravegant or sophisticated languange. Euphiless is an word coming from John Lyly (1533-1606) an even though it's an old word you won't find it in any modern dictionary online or physical.
Person 1: Man, Dave's so euphiless trying to say Salm Britches and saying it like Sum Bitches.
Person 2: What the heck you talking about? The fuck is euphiless?
by Usereroor November 23, 2020
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equipable

capable of being equipped (with)
I may pick the item up and carry it. However, whether I may put it in my hand or not would be distinguished by whether it is equipable.
by JMarich September 1, 2021
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