Epstein

An unwanted person, the "karen" or your friends according to Dane Cook

social fruitfly karen asshole loser

a: why is he here?
b: ugh he's such an epstein

by puckslut69 July 14, 2010

epstein

To shit uncontrollably upon having eaten to quickly; to shit your pants

"Hey man hurry up and finish your food so we can get to the party."
"Dude stop your going to make me pull an epstein"

Or

"When the cop gave me that sobriety test I swear I almost pulled an epstein."

by michael epstein September 22, 2007

Epstein

Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.

Epstein is funny

by freddieforreal May 30, 2019

Epstein

A man who fell for womankind

Dude, in the long term, Jeffrey Epstein is unsong hero!

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Epstein

didn't kill himself. Nor was he murdered, he's still alive and living in various countries, like Israel or the United States.

Guy 1: Dude I saw Epstein at walmart!
Guy 2: Epstein's dead, dipshit.
Guy 1: I swear to god I saw Epstein dude!

by France Is Terrible February 2, 2026

Epstein

A gathering so catastrophically massive and morally corrosive it acts as political kryptonite. Attendance alone destabilizes empires. Reserved for the wealthiest and most powerful. It represents the apex of elite debauchery, where money, influence and impunity briefly convince everyone they’re untouchable. The aftermath is never immediate but always total: careers evaporate, reputations implode, allies vanish, records get sealed and once-invincible figures suddenly “withdraw from public life.” The price of entry is your soul; the exit fee is your credibility, your future, and sometimes your life. No photos exist, no one remembers clearly and everyone insists they left early. History does not forget.

Brooo I’m throwing an Epstein at my parents’ crib this weekend, no cap. It’s gonna be a W 🔥

by ThisWillAgeBadly February 5, 2026

Epstein

To search the Epstein files to see if your in them

I’m going to Epstein your name then we’ll all find out

by [e-mail] February 14, 2026