THE ENDLESS WIPE

Kim : "Omg sorry for the wait babe, was stuck on the shitter".

Kanye :" About time, I was beginning to think about myself to much ".
Kim : "Excuse me but, my wipe was dirty every time and it seemed to be a endless wipe so I gave up after round 13. It was like the giving tree of shit in my ass".
Kanye : " whoop di scoop di poop".
Kim : " check please".
When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.

When you take a shit and wipe your ass only to have to repeat it over and over till you don't see anymore turd marks on your toilet paper . Only then you know your in the clear to get off the toilet. Can take up to 5 wipes even 10 wipes. So basically,... It being called the endless wipe.

by Just bored September 14, 2019

Selkies: The Endless Obsession

One of the best songs ever created by the best band ever to form.

1. Holy fucking shit dude, i fucking love Selkies: The Endless Obsession, it's my favorite song.

2. -dude i can finally play the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo.
-no you can't that shit's hard
-yeah i know.

3. Paul Waggoner is the best guitarist ever, he wrote the Selkies: The Endless Obsession solo, and Dan Briggs is the best bassist ever, he wrote all of Selkies: The Endless Obsession except for the solo!

by chingchongnigga January 20, 2009

An Endless Sporadic

Error in the first AES entry: Zach Kamins plays the guitar, bass and keyboard, not the drums. Andy Gentiles is the only drummer of An Endless Sporadic.

Zach Kamins from An Endless Sporadic is so awesome. He plays the guitar, keyboard and bass.

by Jeremi January 27, 2008

endangered feces

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

by Poop Stain Barney June 1, 2011

Endless Toboggan

To performan the toboggan on an upward moving escalator.

In other words: To have sex in the doggy style position with the woman facing an up escalator. The man then knocks both of her arms out from under her, and proceeds to ride her endlessly down the stairs.

Girl1: So did you and boy 1 have sex?

Girl2: Yeah, my chest still hurts from the endless toboggan.

Girl1: What?

Girl2: Nevermind.

by Alb jr. October 5, 2009

Endsley

The most awesome, coolst girl in the world. Every one wants to be here and every one loves her. She has all the cool things and cool best friends. When people see her they pass out because she is so awesome. She also has a good since of humour and is super smart. She may be a little shy though.

Today I saw Endsley and i coudn't believe it so I passed out.

by dogy1dogy2 October 21, 2012

Dick Endangerment

The act of placing one's penis in situation's that would cause irreputable harm and severe damge to said penis if anything was to go awry

Friend 1 # Hey man isn't that girl a known jizz bucket
Friend 2 # Yeah man and he hit it raw
Friend 1# Dick endangerment at its finest
Friend 2# I'll notify the CDC

by neuromeo2003 July 15, 2011