Conspiracy Empiricists

One who propagates an idea or ideas that many important political events or economic and social trends are the products of deceptive plots that are largely unknown to the general public; via practical experience and experiments as a basis for such idea they are propagating.

Conspiracy empiricists often think just because a dominant theory is mostly sufficient for explaining most of a phenomena doesn't mean one shouldn't attempt to teak the theory via experiments to find more information.

by MurdochMaxwell November 7, 2020

Empiric

A sexual position in which the male "conquers" the female by punching her in the face.

Dude she was great, but at the last second I gave her an empiric. Man she was out cold.

by meadowmount July 18, 2009

Empyricise

em·pyr·i·cise

VERB

ɛmˈpɪrɪsʌɪz, ɪmˈpɪrɪsʌɪz

1. to give 'the fire within' to another
2. to converse, train or engage with a person in such a way to give the sense of the fire within

From
· the Greek word 'pyr' which means 'fire;
· the prefix 'em-' which means to give a quality to another; and
· the suffix '-ise' which means the action of delivering this to another.

The Empyric had a power to empyricise others when they had lost their way and needed to fire themselves up, with some sage advice and skills

by Empirical Dynamics May 3, 2023

empirical

Of, or relatining to evidence accepted by empiricism. The fallacy of believing that nothing exists except what is proven by scientific evidence, of which there is no scientific evidence to prove; an arbitrary decision to to narrow the bounds of reality to the bounds of the scientific method.

"A trillion years ago we were a civilization like any other. We believed in the transmittance of souls, the Virgin matrix, the infallibility of Pi Squared, looked upon prayer as a regenerative feedback to the Great Programmer, and so on and so forth. But then skeptics appeared, empiricists and accidentalists, and in nine centuries they came to the conclusion that There's No One Up There At All and consequently things happen not out of any higher plan or purpose, but--well, they just happen." --Stanislaw Lem, from "The Cyberiad"

by Killing Kittens May 18, 2004

ontological empericism

a study of the word itself

i study ontological empericism

by ontological empericism March 20, 2009

Empirical

Put everything into anything and check wtf happen

- I usually run synthesized sounds through formant filtering in order to make it sound like a human. Never thought of Xzibiting the approach

- yup that classic way of generating alien voices
I'm more of an empirical method
so I put everything into anything and check wtf happen :p

- Trial and error in other words?

- yup

by Dadda_ January 2, 2020

empirical

Totally radical, far out, gnarly, magnificent, outstanding

That hike though the mountains was empirical.

I feel so empirical after running.

by nbon March 9, 2011