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Electrocunt

1. To use a vibrator.

2. When a guy's penetration is so powerful that the friction created causes the "electrocution" of the woman's willy storage facility.

3. A highly dangerous sport, regularly resulting in fatalities - not that it's ever been attempted...
1. I was having a gud electrocunting with myself last night. Oh, frabjous day!

2. Labby: "Why aren't you here at school today?"
Imogina: "Man, Roger electrocunted me so hard last night I'm still in bed. I won't be walking for weeks."

3. I'm gonna be the first woman to electrocunt all the way to California.
by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018
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electrophilia

To get off by anything to do with electronics, esp. shocking one's self, mainly in the genital areas. It is thought that this action is pleasurable. Different people have different limits to the electrophilia. Some people enjoy a gentle tickling, while others love intense pain from it, which is why sometimes this fetish is related to BDSM. Some people use home built machines to do the job, others use TENS machines. There's also a device called the violet wand in which is not that powerful, and is usually used with people that don't like strong currents, or people that don't know much about electricity. There are the obvious dangers of electrophilia, including a risk of burns, paralysis, and electrocution. One that has electrophilia is called an electrophile.
Guy 1: I just walked in on Sally shocking herself in her genitals!
Guy 2: Oh, Sally has electrophilia. She gets off to getting shocked.

Guy 1: Doesn't that hurt?
Sally (done shocking herself): No, I find it rather pleasurable.
by Fractal-Pterodactyl July 22, 2012
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electron volt diagram

A retards terminology for refering to an Electron DOT diagram.
"Hey, Mr. N? I don't undertsand this electron volt diagram."
"thats beacuse there is no such thing... I believe you mean Electron DOT diagram."
by sweetsugargurl November 12, 2009
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Electroplankton

A game for the Nintendo DS which is one of Nintendo's primary examples of games which 'break the mold' of videogames. It was created by Toshio Iwai, a multimedia artist in Japan, and published by Nintendo.

Electroplakton is not really a 'game,' exactly, as much as it is sort of an electronic musical toy, played on the Nintendo DS. there is no goal, no score, no timer, nothing to unlock, no skill levels, no nothing. Just a musical toy which can be used to create audio-visual art pieces (or not) by interacting with various sets of plankton, each of which have their own behavioral patterns and sounds. While many people will have a fun time creating unique musical beats and sounds, many people will also think that this game is a large waste of money. As of May 2005, it has only been released in Japan, and no american release information is available.
Person A: "Wow, this is really fun!"

Person B: "WTF?!? These graphics suck! How do I unlock the next level? Can I use the plasma rifle? I'm pwning you!!! I hate this fucking game!"
by Zeep May 24, 2005
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Electropalm

A condition common to the average person (primarily in the United States) where he/she always has an electronic device - usually a cell phone - in the palm of their hand.
Man: "What the hell do you always have in your hand?"
Woman: "Why it's my Blackberry of course.. duh."
Man: "Jebus! You have serious electropalm."
by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009
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Electron poisoning

Greg stuck a fork in a light socket and got electron poisoning.
by Flik off June 2, 2018
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electroencephalographically challenged

an absence of brain-waves/brain-activity.Braindead
person1:This guy is f*cking electroencephalographically challenged...

person2:...what?

steve irwins not dead, hes electroenchephalographically challenged... {we miss u steve :( }
by mastery77777 October 23, 2006
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