elder

hott missionaries for the mormon (LDS) church. They use the name elder before their last name while they're on their missions: elder <last name>.

AHH LOOK AT ELDER PAIGE HE IS SOO HOTT!

by Jade August 21, 2005

elder

Gay men who prefere to take cock from behind.

"Check out that dude, he's a total elder"

by alexlovesbutts December 27, 2006

ELDER

A newborn fetus that is clueless to his surroundings. Sometimes results in doing the unthinkable.

I was such an Elder last nite that when a girl asked me to sleep over, I said I can't because I have class the next day. It was Saturday night.

by RedDoggieZ May 03, 2003

elders

(elders) r da olders en ur crow dat wll bac u if anyting hapenz.

i waz en a beef yestrday and our elders bact it. now is squashed

by chemical ali May 14, 2006

Elders

A very wise and highly competitive and intelligent group of people. Theses groups of people are seen as athletically gifted and connect with nature easily. They have a calm and laid back personality most of the time but will get very intense when stirred up. Over all a funny, tough and sometimes dumb group of people.

Wow that group of elders are something else they were trying to ski down the grass hill over there.

by Courtstephanie122 April 17, 2017

The Elder Wand

An old man's penis

Harry held up the Elder Wand, and Ron and Hermione looked at it with a reverence that, even in his befuddled and sleep-deprived state, Harry did not like to see.
— Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

by murribunda December 28, 2021

screen-elder

An elderly version of the screen-ager. An adult who spends an excessive amount of time on their personal electronic device, usually on social media, rudely ignoring the people around them, and oblivious to their immediate surroundings.

Husband to wife:
Honey, please get off instagram. We're at dinner with friends. That's rude. You're such a screen-elder

by Casa de mil suenos July 30, 2017