Ego-Seismic

the belief and/or personality that wherever you are or live is immune to earthquakes simply because you are present there

Link has an ego-seismic personality and thinks that the only reason North Carolina never had an earthquake when he was there simply because he was present.

by GiantPandaKing December 13, 2012

ego shift

The clicking noise you here behind you as the cyclist you just passed, changes gear in an attempt to catch you.

As I passed the lycra-clad, roadie on his carbon fibre racing bike, I heard him desperately ego shifting behind me.

by Tiim January 6, 2009

Ego-spike

A temporary increase in an individuals arrogance, typically showing lack of restraint in restraining one's personal egocentric tendencies. Sometimes consisting of the momentary collapse of the humility of an individual.

Mayci: "Dude. I'm so awesome."
Seth: "Bro, you totally just had an ego-spike."

by iqforu February 27, 2011

ego suicide

e•go su•i•cide

/ˈēɡō ˈsü-ə-ˌsīd/

1.) When a person's ego causes them to take a large dose of Psychedelics in order to intentionally induce a complete loss of subjective self-identity (also known as 'ego death')

2.) One's ego intentionally inducing ego death

I ate 10.5 grams of Shrooms the other night. It was complete ego suicide.

by TheTallestPsychonaut January 16, 2021

ego search

To perform a search for one's own name, or especially their online nickname, using any search engine on the World Wide Web. -also called ego surfing. See also "googling"

She was mackin on me until I got up and went to my computer and googled our names together and then she told me, "I don't like boys who hafta ego search; that's tired."

by ginger petunia October 24, 2003

ego surfing

the act of searching the internet for one's own name or for information containing it to see what happens

how did ego surfing catch on?

by The Return of Light Joker August 18, 2009

Facebook Ego Syndrome

When you tell all your friends you are being Facebook Stalked, yet you keep your FB page open so you can continue to be stalked. Secretly your ego is so big that you are loving all the attention it's bringing you. So you post 500 pictures of yourself hoping your stalker will continue to come back, making you feel important, and providing you with something to talk about to your 2,000 FB friends. You have high hopes this stalking claim will continue to build your popularity, you become afraid it will someday end. You become so addicted to the attention, you actually begin stalking your stalker.

Man does that guy have a serious case of Facebook Ego Syndrome, he's been telling the world he is being facebook stalked forever now. Why doesn't he just block the bitch? We all know secretly he is loving all the attention, although he tries to play it off like he doesn't.

by Are you stalking your stalker? November 9, 2009