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Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
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escapee

A squirt of crap that escapes into your pants, usually occurs while exercising
"Aww, nutz. I got an escapee in my pants i gotta go"
by Mr. Grundle March 20, 2004
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American WW2 POW Escapee

A Non existant concept
by English Dave October 10, 2003
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escapee

As defined by NASA and escapee is a situation where a flash frozen turd escapes from the toilet in zero gravity.
Captian to mission control: An Escapee has been detected in lavatory 2. The new waste management system needs more testing.
by CaptinDoodie August 16, 2010
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Escapegoat

A scapegoat who sidesteps blame.
We tried to blame Dave for the school's failure but he's such an escapegoat that nothing ever sticks to him.
by Snaved December 8, 2009
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Escapage

A word used by idiots instead of "escape."
"Hold onto the stopper tighter to reduce gas escapage."
by Stomalia April 19, 2017
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escapegoat

A former employee who gets blamed for everything wrong with a project because the remaining team resents him/her from escaping the mess.
Since Jim took the job in Hawaii his code has been the escapegoat for the security leak on the client's site.

Just use Ellen as an escapegoat; that bitch totally ditched us to open a B&B.
by Nixiedust March 21, 2011
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