Ecscapege 

To leave or get out of a situation with a reason

Ecscapege anybody that doesn’t show you true love 💕 , keep someone that will show you true luv ily.

Ecscapege by Kentrell🥶 February 23, 2020

Escapegoat 

A goat used to escape a hostile or dangerous situation. Has no connection to "Scapegoat" whatsoever. The Escapegoat is usually ridden on its back by the escapee. They run very fast and uncontrollably. A sub-category of the Goat species.

My friend said "Dude, the gangsters are gonna cap us! Lets bail on our Escapegoat!"

Escapegoat by Escapegoat666 October 6, 2008

Ecstapee 

An overpowering moment of exaltation; a state of sudden glory experienced upon reaching the toilet, having held one's bladder for far too long.

Nick exhaled an audible gasp in the public restroom as the feeling of ecstapee overtook his body. "OOOOOOAAAAHAHHHHHEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA! Oh man....nearly pissed myself that time."

Ecstapee by Stale Peeps April 5, 2011

Escapee 

A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment.

If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. "Dude, I just let out an escapee!"

Escapee by HRL May 29, 2007

Myspace Escapee 

One who has managed to escape the clutches of myspace, and deleted their account, having finally realised that myspace is responsible for the state of the world today.

I've been a myspace escapee since 19/12/06

Myspace Escapee by Phil Murray December 20, 2006

Escapees

The french fries at the bottom of the whole take out bag from a fast food restaurant. also called, bag fries

Hey man, are you going to eat all your fries?

They are all gone, check the bag for escapees.

Escapees by SCRhollywood November 20, 2009

escapegoat 

Noun; The person on whom one blames their inability to attend to something they really didn't want to anyway.

I explained to Jenny that I couldn't make it to her jazz ensemble's rehearsal because Kevin was stranded at the airport and needed rescuing. He was the perfect escapegoat, since Jenny knows how broke he always is.

escapegoat by Johnny Soporno February 6, 2006