A process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a hellish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. Not recommended for amateurs.
My first Early Bird Smash this semester was yesterday. Today was hell but I finished 6 assignments and aced a Physics test.
by Cyan_Pile March 16, 2016
When diligently performing oral sex on a limp penis until frustration, resembling a hungry bird trying to pull a stubborn worm out of the ground.
by mrgirthy75 June 17, 2015
The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."
Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!
by eightycarrots October 30, 2007
Gabriel's bruxism never gets in the way of a good early bird special. He just takes out his teeth and goes to town.
by Emilizzo December 26, 2009
by Masty Bate January 08, 2010
(Mainly used in the gay community) When a man wakes up before the other man, he will wake him him up by giving him a blow job.
by Crazy_Larry222 November 26, 2017
take a couple twizzlers, use them to vaginally pleasure your woman, eat them, then vomit them back up on her chest to which you then use as lube to titty fuck her til orgasm
by Aric & JenJen January 08, 2008