Dutch Ear Muffs

A fat set of female thighs.

I went down on her and she slapped me with a set of Dutch ear muffs.

Her Dutch ear muffs completely downed out the sounds of my favorite song during sex.

The repeated pounding of the Dutch ear muffs last night loosened my cochlear implant.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Eskimo Ear Muff

An Eskimo Ear Muff is when a penis is put through a stretched lobe piercing.

My girlfriend finally stretched her lobes big enough, i'm totally giving her an eskimo ear muff tonight.

by mr. dill bo bankles December 10, 2009

ear muff mode

When one is in the company of another, and that individual won’t shut the fuck up or bellow in a lower tone & volume.and you try to block them out but to no avail cuz you are ill-equipped having no ear muffs

“ hey where did bro go?

He left, cuz that loud inebriated broad with the air horn for a voice put him in ear muff mode.

by Adolph Leery May 9, 2020

Ear muff

When a women’s breasts are so long and droopy they cover your ears when you go down on her.

Man this chick from tinder ear muffed me last night.

by Slagehammer October 3, 2019

Kansas City Earmuffs

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.

Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.

by Van Jermaine October 12, 2016

Earmuffs

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.

I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor

by FTMTBEAR March 7, 2017

earmuffs

A command directed towards a child so he/she will cover her ears while an adult curses.

Earmuffs, Billy. Earmuffs.

by Sha June 18, 2003