ewtard

when someone is so retarded to the point it makes you say "ew"

teammate: "guys how do you play fortnite"
you: "omfg you are so an ewtard rn... wdym how do you play FORTNITE"

by Not Rxvan December 13, 2019

etard

a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy

That etard won't stop petting me.

by AG July 10, 2004

ETard

noun (rhymes with Retard).

Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.

You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.

Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.

We rolled so hard we wound up etards.

by Steve A Holt December 11, 2006

Ertard

The name given to EmSixTeen when he is posering on a disabled parking sign.

Em is Ertarded

by x3n0m0rph November 26, 2003

Emtard

The general classification of people who work for Embarq. Using a cross between the name of the company, and the word retard, this term was spawned.

I just got of the phone with an emtard.

Their whole office is full of emtards.

That person is really emtarded.

by The one and only DAN April 22, 2008

ertard

A person who constantly misspells words while chatting.

Freddy is such an ertard; he is always misspelling things in AIM.

by genocidengel November 8, 2003

eetard

Like an E-Girl or E-Boy, it's a normal person who becomes the worst mouth-breathing, drooling, subhuman trash when playing games online with their gamer friends.

Kid in my guild: Jumps in Discord and immediately starts saying some extremely autistic shit
Me: Ok calm it down eetard, we all heard you join

by C00MR_L3G3ND_J00p February 16, 2020