EPS

some fat jews who spend their days talking about monsters

the eps talks about didimons all the time. i said "what are didimons?" and they said "your a punk ass tron."

by fatty January 20, 2005

EPs

Short for entrepreneurs.

EPs will save the United States economy.

by pxlrip August 21, 2010

EPS

Erections Per Second

Wow man, you've got 50 eps.

I know when I jack off my dick starts smokin'

by djskcnlsdijclsiajdcnhadusbchdb March 6, 2019

EPS

Enormous Penis Syndrome

If someone has EPS and get a boner while standing on a Balcony, they’ll lose their balance and fall off.

Karam, Jai , Pavan, and Todd don’t have EPS

by The_Ulimate_Noob November 15, 2020

running eps

Telling stories, exchanging tales

“What do y’all do during free time?”
“Some guys watch TV or PlayStation, most of us just hang out running eps.”

by Zakoo September 23, 2018

Jef Eps

Abbreviated verson of Jeffery Epstein

‘son 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im crine 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 you do not know Jef Eps like that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭’

by yahoo_hater February 11, 2026

The Eps Files

Responsible for the downfall of Andrew and Mandelson, and probably countless others

I bet Andrew regrets emailing that nonce Epstein with state secrets, as has been laid bare in the Eps files

by RandyRhoads84 February 19, 2026