Emtard

The general classification of people who work for Embarq. Using a cross between the name of the company, and the word retard, this term was spawned.

I just got of the phone with an emtard.

Their whole office is full of emtards.

That person is really emtarded.

by The one and only DAN April 22, 2008

emteftimated

Related to the 9 to 5 work schedule; to be part of the rat race.

My new job is emteftimated, I have to be there all day Monday through Friday.

We're not going to that pretentious restaurant, all of the patrons are so emteftimated.

by RaceThis July 13, 2006

emtarkanderundergunderson

One of many possible elongations of the nickname "Em", as discovered by Strong Bad whilst checking his E-mail

Teacher: Bobby?
Bobby: Here!
Teacher: Sally?
Sally: Here!
Teacher: Em?
Em: I go by Emtarkanderundergunderson.

by BJBandNerd04 July 30, 2003

estafany

Has a giant dick, boobs, figina, and ass a jack ass fucker lol watches porn and likes sex

You hump so hard you are an estafany

by lol fuck 321\ May 21, 2018

emtana

me. its my name.

i am emtana

by 🦧 May 17, 2020

emtarkanderundersgunderson

One with a long and stupid name. Abbreviated to Em.

Boy, Em, you sure have some long and stupid names.

by Braavosi July 7, 2003

Emaf

Somebody who was fame a long time ago.

"Umgedreht heißt Fame Emaf
Und steht für jemand, der mal fame war"-Chakuza

by mxrymcfly January 5, 2021