elp 

enjoys licking penises

Someone who is always looking to lick penises and often licks up to 50 penises a day

He is an elp, he's already on his knees and its not even noon.

elp by zach brown April 23, 2005

ELP 

Erection Lasting Problem
Refers to men who have a difficult time getting or keeping an erection. This problem can pertain both to elderly men but also young adolescence who have not gone through puberty properly and therefore there penis cannot pump enough blood to get their penis erect.

This man can't make love to his wife because he has ELP.

ELP by christopher wright April 24, 2005

elp 

elp: noun. a woman or man (usually women) who acts like an Entitled Little Pig... E.L.P. elps are usually very very stuck up, lousy in bed but think they're amazing in every way and expect people to treat them wonderful even when they're rude and ignorant

that bitch is such an elp. i wouldn't fuck her unless shes unconscious, thats how much her personality sucks

elp by THEWONDERFULTED September 23, 2012

Elp 

A disabled person

Ur such an elp

Elp by Lehhrhd May 29, 2019

Aethos/Ethos(ELP)

An everlasting abstraction of light that'll lead one to darkness

An Aethos/Ethos(ELP) is an abstraction of light that'll lead to darkness with no end

Aethos/Ethos(ELP) by Max rush April 17, 2025

Ethos(FNF:ELP) 

An abstraction of light that'll lead one to darkness(An endless aethos)

As I stare, into an, Endless Ethos(FNF:ELP) that'll lead me to darkness

Ethos(FNF:ELP) by Max rush April 17, 2025

elpoep kcalb 

Elpoep Kcalb- code for (read it backwards) if you are in the ghetto and u dont want to die.

all these elpoep kcalb are really sketchy and i think that one has a rat

elpoep kcalb by Mysterious Dr.X January 11, 2014