elp

ear licking problem
A person who goes around licking preferably mens hairy ears.

dude, he has a major elp.

by jack randolph April 24, 2005

elp

enjoys licking penises

Someone who is always looking to lick penises and often licks up to 50 penises a day

He is an elp, he's already on his knees and its not even noon.

by zach brown April 24, 2005

Elp

A disabled person

Ur such an elp

by Lehhrhd May 29, 2019

elp

elp: noun. a woman or man (usually women) who acts like an Entitled Little Pig... E.L.P. elps are usually very very stuck up, lousy in bed but think they're amazing in every way and expect people to treat them wonderful even when they're rude and ignorant

that bitch is such an elp. i wouldn't fuck her unless shes unconscious, thats how much her personality sucks

by THEWONDERFULTED September 24, 2012