by Vdyvgu November 8, 2016
Get the Edlesmug. This condition can be mainly found in white English males aged 16 to 50. (Some rare occasions this can be found in other countries, races and even found in females)
Symptoms include :-
Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.
Extreme case symptoms :-
All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.
If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.
To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.
Symptoms include :-
Irrational thinking, paranoia,brought on by the use of Cocaine available from all RO's or from the EDL leader Tommy Robinson AKA Stephen Yaxley Lennon, uncontrolled raising of one arm in the air, racist tourettes, consumption of large quantities of lager (Stella), uncontrollable bladder, misdirected anger, incoherent speech/text/post, homophobia, illiteracy, the belief they are defending the English language without the ability to use the English language properly, 17th century ideals, cold face (Remedied with a balaclava) and the inability to perform in the bedroom.
Extreme case symptoms :-
All of the above plus extreme violence and uncontrolled smashing of towns/cities/police and local people they claim to love the most.
If you present any of these symptoms, take immediate action. STOP reading The Sun, Daily Mail and The Daily Star. STOP watching Sky News, Fox News and CNN.
To reverse the symptoms get a good health dose of The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, Channel 4 News, reading a book (One without pictures), water, education, fibre, 5 kinds of fruit and veg a day, tolerance and understanding for your fellow man.
"That balaclava clad bloke must be suffering from EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts), we should try to help him with education and understanding to make him better"
"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."
"My town has been smashed up, the locals attacked and police are out in force. There must of been a sporadic out break of EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts). Thankfully only a small number of people have come down with it."
by Alexander Jones 2012 November 7, 2012
Get the EDL (Erectile Dysfunction Louts)mug. by DimiL November 20, 2021
Get the EDLmug. by ndl.1 May 27, 2022
Get the EDLmug. Individuals who bares this surname are extremely attractive and effortlessly cool. The Edlings are known for their sharp wit, unmatched intelligence, and the ability to make anything they do look effortless. They own only the finest things and insist on transporting them in the most ridiculously luxurious ways possible—think private jets for snacks and armored SUVs for takeout. If an Edling is in the room, they’re probably the smartest, best-dressed, and most interesting person there
“Bro, you just aced the test without studying and pulled up in a luxury car. Are you even real?”
“Nah, I’m just an Edling.“
“Why did a helicopter just land to deliver your sushi?”
“Because I’m an Edling, and I don’t order basic delivery’s.”
“Dude, how do you always look so good while being effortlessly smart?”
“What can I say? I’m an Edling.”
“Dude, you won’t believe what just happens the other day!”
“What!”
“I met the Edling family.”
“THE Edling family?!”
“Yeah, I just asked for a picture and they gave me $25 000, and then booked me in for a 5 star hotel for a week!”
“Dude no way”
“And I got a job at their facility with a fat salary and free dinners at their house!”
“That’s so cool, like the Edling’s you get me hahaha”
“Nah, I’m just an Edling.“
“Why did a helicopter just land to deliver your sushi?”
“Because I’m an Edling, and I don’t order basic delivery’s.”
“Dude, how do you always look so good while being effortlessly smart?”
“What can I say? I’m an Edling.”
“Dude, you won’t believe what just happens the other day!”
“What!”
“I met the Edling family.”
“THE Edling family?!”
“Yeah, I just asked for a picture and they gave me $25 000, and then booked me in for a 5 star hotel for a week!”
“Dude no way”
“And I got a job at their facility with a fat salary and free dinners at their house!”
“That’s so cool, like the Edling’s you get me hahaha”
by Sprodjad March 7, 2025
Get the Edlingmug. The EDL is the worst organisation in the whole of Britain anyone apart of it is a WASTE OF CUM, A WASTE OF OXEGEN THEY ARE AWEFUL HUMAN BEINGS
By the way that cunt, Tommy Robertson founded it
By the way that cunt, Tommy Robertson founded it
by SanjtheSooj February 17, 2025
Get the EDLmug.