A real genius in every way he approaches and thinks about things. Typically an Asian person, yet, possess a monster of a cock in his chamber,(AKA his sick joggers). He thinks glasses, along with people wearing them, are the hottest shit in the world. His humor is typically edgy and inappropriate, but even the most sheltered of people are forced to laugh at his jokes. People think he's gay because he grinds on male homo-sapiens, but he does it as a way to hide his insecurities from females. Many females like him, but he doesn't let them know if he's interested or not to add an element of mystery. His best friend commonly either has the name of Julian or something. His henchman, his best friend, is typically seen as the beta version 0.001332 version on Earon.
by EatSomeAssIAmSans February 10, 2019
Get the Earon mug.An epbrodemic is an overwhelming presence of bros in a concentrated area. Originally thought to be an infectious strain of Lacrossis, the epbrodemic virus has spread accross the nation's campuses like the plague. Passed along from male to male through a process known as "icing," the virus causes several symptoms in the infected:
-wearing of wide, flat brimmed baseball caps from teams they don't really give a shit about
-absorbing large amounts of liquid protein after aggresively lifting a barbell, twice.
-Lack of sleeves.
-Getting drunk off of shitty beer.
-Hitting on "bitches."
-General douche-ness.
-wearing of wide, flat brimmed baseball caps from teams they don't really give a shit about
-absorbing large amounts of liquid protein after aggresively lifting a barbell, twice.
-Lack of sleeves.
-Getting drunk off of shitty beer.
-Hitting on "bitches."
-General douche-ness.
"All of the hipsters were wiped out in the epbrodemic"
"I cannot refill my solo cup at the keg due to the line caused by the epbrodemic"
"I cannot refill my solo cup at the keg due to the line caused by the epbrodemic"
by Burnt2toast September 22, 2011
Get the epbrodemic mug.Abbreviation that stands for, East coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization that was founded by Daniel Joseph Benoit in 2011. Is a nonprofit group who study both whildlife and nature and of course the creature we call, Sasquatch or Bigfoot.
by BrieRose2950 February 25, 2019
Get the ECBRO mug.by The Brociety March 23, 2007
Get the ebrotional mug.Noun - term used to describe the ailment of a man, usually of the douchy variety, that is wearing an excessive amount of embroidery designs on his shirt/jeans.
Did you see all of the crazyness that was on that guy's shirt at the nickelback concert?
Yeah, he was really suffering from embroid rage.
Yeah, he was really suffering from embroid rage.
by bucknroses July 8, 2010
Get the Embroid Rage mug.The infectious disease that spreads like wildfire through a bar of bros around 2am or at the end of a big sporting event. Symptoms include, but are not limited to, bro hugs, 'merica chants, chugging contests, and gingham shirts.
-Hey, do you want to go over to Kilroy's and grab a beer?
-No way, that place is completely infected with Ebrola right now.
-No way, that place is completely infected with Ebrola right now.
by Indy Fly May 2, 2014
Get the Ebrola mug.When a group of friends agree to exclude a bro in their group from any future activities and group texts.
Noun: "Mike and his group of bros issued an embrogo against Richard for being such a dick to them all the time."
by BROOON September 5, 2016
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