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E.P.D.D

Eyes Pointing in Different Directions

Usually used to describe terrible pictures where one is incredibly beamed, stoned, drunk, or under some form of intoxication and their eyes are pointing in different directions.

One looks incredibly stupid in said photo, regrets immediately what they did, attempts to remeber what they did, fails, bitches at picture poster, is flamed by entire internet community and the retard's friends.
Guy 1: DUDE, I saw your picture on Junk Sale last night! You're totally E.P.D.D!

E.P.D.D Guy: WTF? ... Fuuuuuuck!

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Girl 1: Omg, I would change your facebook display pic if I were you.

Girl 2: Why? Whats wrong with it *examines photo closely*

Girl 1: You look retarded, your E.P.D.D. lol
by Lupeys April 4, 2010
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E.P.O.D

Eat Pussy or Die.
1. A clothing company out of Reno NV.


2. A lifestyle or expectation.
1. I just got a new E.P.O.D hoodie!

2. I really like the new E.P.O.D designs
by EPODGRL March 21, 2009
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E.P.S.

noun: abbreviation for "Explosive Pants Shitting." The explosiveness of the shitting is directly correlated to the distance traveled to the toilet. Often, the shit blows all over the back of the toilet as well.
I had to send one more email, but the E.P.S. was building, so I ran to the restroom, and just got my pants down in time.
by Dick Treat September 13, 2010
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e.p.t.

El Paso TX, Home of the TX ALLSTARS
by James September 20, 2003
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E.P.T

El Paso, Texas, da greatest city in West Texas!
I went down to EPT the other night, and man that place is da shit!
by Team LX September 17, 2004
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E.P.A.

Extracurricular Piece of Ass: someone you engage in sexual activity with but they are not your significant other. This is similar to a booty call.
I was out at the club looking for an E.P.A. but all I got was a few phone numbers.

My wife is gone for the weekend and I need to find me an E.P.A. to keep me company at night.
by enzodog May 25, 2011
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E.P.S.

Emergency Poop Situation.
Sudden feeling you're going to shit your pants.
I have an E.P.S.!
by Solid Solid February 27, 2012
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