Ass filter. (anal emissions catalytic converter)

A device for preventing the smell from some people's asses from affecting the productivity of others. Manufactured and fuelled by the Anal Emmisions Commission.

This is neccesary for those who eat a great deal of feet. In particular, Hobbit's feet.

"That stinks you shit, get a fucking ass filter!"
"You've got bowel rot! At least get an ass filter you stinky novice"

by Vindavjck November 19, 2004

nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018

obnoxious anal emissions

the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.

Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.

by frikybi September 15, 2007

emissions test

the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth

my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth

by wes April 30, 2005

nocturanal emission

Farting in your sleep. A brown dream.

Before I went to bed last night, I ate a lot of cheese, I woke up to my NOCTURANAL EMISSIONS.

by Virgil G October 31, 2007

Nocturnal Emission

A French television program usually found playing after the sun sets.

John had seen so many nocturnal emissions that he assumed himself an expert when producing his own.

by Michael Steamley May 23, 2008

gasheous emission

Any member of the human race, excepting those born by caesarian section.

The toxicity of the gasheous emissions varys greatly.

"After years of contemplation, Professor Hawking realised that big bang or no, we are all gasheous emissions".

by jivehoneyjive March 11, 2008