dickman

1. A man who believes the ladies love him - however he is sorely and ignorantly mistaken. A dickman will live his entire life under the impression that people enjoy his presence - but they do not.
2. Dickman is also a common term for people who "cut you off" on the road. It's origin lies in the original definition of dickman, as many qualities of a dickman carry over to various other parts of a dickman's life.

I can't believe that guy keeps hitting on me, as if he could ever get with me...what a dickman!

by JSharkey September 28, 2006

Dickmanjudo

The act of attacking someone with your penis until they are unconcious and then dragging there body to a near by cespool.

"you stupid ass, if you don't stop tee baggin me im gonna dickmanjudo you!"

"Dude did you see c.s.i. last night?
"That guy tottaly got dickmanjudoed!"

by llaccm December 7, 2009

Pulled a Dykman

When someone does something that is the epitome a awesomeness.

Hey did uou see that guy throw that flaming axe at that firepit of gasoline?

Ya he totally pulled a Dykman!

by Admirer of awesome November 11, 2009

Dickman Douche

A cunt of the highest order. A cunt so cunty all other cunts are measured by her cuntyness.

"Did you see what that awful broad wrote? " , "yeah, what a dickman douche"

by Dace Solo December 9, 2016

duckman drake

A human sized duck that knows how to handle guns

Duckman Drake

by TheReaLPyubo May 25, 2016

Duckman

A person who is unwilling to spend money on anything, and prefers to blag from his friends or use vouchers instead.

Duckman: "Hello, can I get a Big Mac with this voucher?"
McDonalds Guy: "No, it's out of date"
Duckman: "Oh go on, just for me?"
McDonalds Guy: "No."
Duckman: "Please?"

etc.

by Luke O'Zade March 23, 2009

Duckmanton

Duckmanton the other side of the tracks of Sutton-cum-Duckmanton, the best village in England, once was a Roman village.

Place to live

by Richard Brown May 12, 2004