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dead guy duties

Duties which are performed whilst in the dog house.
Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty!

Jennifer: Hey, you are home all day, do your dead guy duties
by Goonz March 8, 2013
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bathroomly duties

A more polite and genteel way of describing what one does while perched upon the porcelain throne.
Chauncey Throckmorton:

I must say, my dear Douchington, that I partook of a good deal of those White Castle "sliders" whilst visiting the United States. While I confess the taste was quite delightful, I was dismayed at the havoc they wrought upon my gastrointestinal system. Upon hearing the cacophonous stomach rumbling, I realized that the need to attend to my bathroomly duties was indeed urgent!

Winston Douchington:

Oh dear, my good Throckmorton, is there anything to be learnt from this most unfortunate turn of events?

Chauncey Throckmorton:

Well, Douchington, I suspect that the lesson to be learnt here is that one should eat the damned things whilst perched upon the porcelain throne.

Winston Douchington:

Ah, but of course, my good Throckmorton. But of course!
by whimzzical July 13, 2010
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Womanly Duties

Babying and cuddling your significant other, waiting on them hand and foot, giving them everything they want and desire. See wifely duties
When your boyfriend is sick it is a must that you unleash your womanly duties in them.
by JustTheDriver March 19, 2020
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Gypsy Duties

The typical daily occurrences for a Traveler. I.e Tending to the horses
I went to the Applebee fair today to grab some girls, you know ... Gypsy Duties
by Applebee Fair August 15, 2021
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Homely Duties

What you say you are doing when you know your girl is going to see your Facebook posting. Really you are at home looking at porn and masturbating.
Bobby: What u up to man?

Jesse: Chillin doing homely duties (while typing 4chan into an open browser window)
by Hurricane Sabrina November 5, 2010
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Wifely duties

To fuck, suck and lick your husbands ass. To satisfy his every sexual need
My wife is not handling her wifely duties. I haven't had sex in months
by Kiss my muthafucking ass July 26, 2018
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Ho Duties

Someone who pay bills , cooks and does all kind of simp shit for a person or couple. He’s basically a cuck that pays for shit
Fine ass Jen really let that nigga Rodney be on ho duties
by Cuckfantasizing December 23, 2020
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