droopy camel

Camel toe on an old woman.

When an old woman wears tight skimpy shorts or yoga pants giving her a camel toe.

Typical style of cougars and senile old women.

For Gertrude's 72nd birthday party she wore her skin tight leggings to help show off her assets. Maybe tonight she will get that nice handsome boy from the college to come home with her.

She arrived at the party and started hitting on the college boy, making obscene gestures with her lips. When she pointed down to her droopy camel, the college boy threw up a little bit in his mouth.

by Nutzen YerMouf January 19, 2018

droopy bitch

A girl who has exceptionally saggy skin, usually boobs

man that is one droopy bitch

by L.P December 1, 2007

good times doody

When you take a big dump and the head of the doody is above the water, in reference to the Good Times theme song lyric, "Keeping your head above water."

After last night's buffet bar, I left a Good Times Doody in the toilet.

by Dave Bennett Wilmington, DE May 14, 2019

call of doody

the pain of needing to drop a deuce

I was in class when the call of doody came over me

by gagggs7 February 19, 2009

Doody Bomb

A bowel movement that is evacuated with such force that it his the bottom of the bowl and splashes water up against your baskside.

"Man, that doody bomb was like crapping out a watermelon."

by creedmoor October 13, 2004

Droopy Sock

A condom that won't stay skin tight against a turgid male phalus due to a lack of penile girth. In the case of a droopy sock, penile length is meaningless and the condom sags down the shaft like an old sock with the elastic worn out.

While Carl was blessed with inches, he was not blessed with girth. His pencil dick was unable to support condom use as it always turned into a droopy sock.

by Eaton Holgoode January 13, 2016

does howdy doody have wooden balls

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.

You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

by Walletto January 11, 2012