Shut Up Dr. Suess

A response to someone who rhymes unintentionally while speaking.

Example:
"Is that what she said? I can't remember it off of the top of my head."

"Shut Up Dr. Suess!"

by Law1488 July 13, 2009

Dr. Suess

What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author

What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.

Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2021

Dr. Suess

feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.

Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.

Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.

Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?

by Guru Voodoo October 19, 2010

Dr. Suess

The equivilent of a Double Suck, hints: the first letters of the words. One girl is confronted by two dicks, in which she is then conned, forced, asked to, or any other form of force; to suck on them both simultaneously.

After hiding in the closet for several minutes, Jimmy joined me on the bed and we performed a Dr. Suess on Jackie in which she shoved both of our cocks into her mouth.

by T-Gor May 11, 2008

Dr. Suess

A bitch ass nigga who likes to pretend to be tight. or a rapper who's a punk ass and and rhymes like a little bitch

Look at that Lil' bitch ass Dr. Suess ass Nigga

by Chris " Tha Nigga" Reyes September 30, 2006

Dr Seussed

When you take LSD and engage in sexual relations. The hallucinogenic effects create double vision so you see multiple people penetrating your orifices .

-Fuck man- I totally got Dr Seussed last night by Chloe after Bass Nectar.

-What do you mean ?
-She was riding me reverse cowgirl and all of a sudden there were 3 of her and her ass turned into her face!
-Gnarly!

by Venice Vigilantes April 2, 2022

dr seussitis

A condition where you can only recite lines from Dr. Theodor Seuss's childrens' books.

example of dr seussitis:

Child: One fish two fish, red fish blue fish!

Mom: Doctor, i don't know what to do, he's been doing this all day!

Doctor: He's got a wocket in his pocket and yeps in his steps.

Mom: Oh no, you too?!

by stanandstanley July 5, 2012