A condition where you can only recite lines from Dr. Theodor Seuss's childrens' books.
example of dr seussitis:

Child: One fish two fish, red fish blue fish!

Mom: Doctor, i don't know what to do, he's been doing this all day!

Doctor: He's got a wocket in his pocket and yeps in his steps.

Mom: Oh no, you too?!
by stanandstanley July 3, 2012
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