Douchebapper is when you use a douche on a man via urethra and Jack them off at the same time.
Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.
Can also be done in the ass while being rode reverse cowgirl until completion.
by Pennywisdom March 15, 2022
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Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
Verb: Douchedicking
Past Tense: Douchedicked
1. The act of using your penis to clean out the vagina of a woman
2. A contemptible or irritating person who favors named brand expensive items and often uses the word "bro" a lot. Typically they are a person who lacks a reasonable understanding of the means of other people and they often have an unjustifiably high belief in their abilities.
1. Tommy drew the short straw and got sloppy seconds. Now he was going to have to douchedick the girl to get rid of bob's semen.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
Sarah had not washed her vagina in three months, meaning Billy was douchedicking her the whole time.
2. My boss likes to scream and yell at me, but every time he does he ends it with "bro". My boss is such a douchedick.
Edward and his friends complained about jobs paying under $50,000 a year for new college graduates. They railed against it, believing that no one could survive on such low pay. They also complained about single mothers milking their tax dollars, further diminishing their salary. Edward and his friends are douchedicks.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 7, 2017
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That dude is a douchecepticon.
by projectmeltamouse January 20, 2011
Get the douchecepticon mug.- A dyke that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld.
DoucheDyke: "hey baby, let's go back to my crib and f*ck"
Femme: "no thanks"
DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"
Femme: "no thanks"
DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"
by robbindahood August 10, 2010
Get the DoucheDyke mug.A variation of pronouncing the word douchebag (or a speech impediment) used in the new Adult Swim cartoon series "Dethklok Metalocalypse" by the band's dummer Pickles.
Band member 1: What is this place?
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!
Band member 2: I think its a food library...
Pickles: It's a supermarket you douchebigs!
by LemonDemon August 24, 2006
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