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douchecockle

A total douchebag and cockhead all mixed into one big package of asshole. Also a derogatory term for homosexuals and preppy blondies.
"AH that Nick kid is such a DOUCHECOCKLE, I saw him beating off into the water fountain the other day in the men's locker room. I heard he got atomic donkey punched right after some kids wheeked that bitch."

"Um dude, shouldn't he be dead or somethin?"

"that amount of gayness can't be defeated"
by heeheehoho August 11, 2009
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Doucheneck

Doucheneck is an extra low cut V neck t-shirt that is worn by a guy who wears it in a derisive, sarcastic manner with attitude directed at everyone. It can accompany skinny jeans, scene style, or general metrosexuality.
"That guy in the doucheneck just spilled his drink on my friend without apologizing."
by Jspaz October 4, 2009
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doucherocket

A douchebag who is so chock full of douchebaggery that it propels them into a new dimension of horrible behaviour and unbelievable stupidity.
"That guy won't stop yelling about the girls who won't sleep with him and the intellectuals who won't listen to him. What a doucherocket!"
by jumblebox May 1, 2008
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douchesack

A person who has achieved a level of jackassery beyond that of being a douchebag.
Kyle, you douchesack, why did you light my genitalia on fire?
by Bong Hits 4 Jesus February 7, 2008
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douchepick

A douchebag who doesn't know he's a douchebag.
Why the fuck doesn't that guy see his problem? What a douchepick!
by OSUrulz August 20, 2007
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DoucheDyke

- A dyke that has many unfavorable charateristics of a man; also thinks that they can have any girl in the world even though they look like something straight out of seaworld.
DoucheDyke: "hey baby, let's go back to my crib and f*ck"

Femme: "no thanks"

DoucheDyke: "you weren't that fine anyway"
by robbindahood August 10, 2010
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douchelick

A word to further describe how disgusting or filthy you find someone by infering that they would, in fact, lick a douchebag or drink the used solution.
by Sikk July 19, 2005
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