Douchespurt

Amount of douche too extreme to be bagged.

"Woah, that guy is a monumental douchespurt"

by marktheguat February 24, 2009

Douchesquad

1. A large group of professional douches sworn to their profession of doucheness.

2. Term intended to identify a group of people collectively as douchebags working in tandem.

"Dude, if Hilary Clinton, Stewie Griffin, Jerry Springer, Simon Cowell, and a group of reality TV stars teamed up, that would be one helluva douchesquad!"

by I'mma Venitian January 4, 2010

Douchelet

The child or children of a known douchebag. Perhaps predisposed to doucheitis, the children are often petulant and some times sport frosted tips, wife beaters and heavy tans prior to hitting puberty.

Should the douchelet fail to better himself by puberty, he will graduate into a full fledged douchebag.

If that douchelet makes any noise during the movie, I'm going to punt it in the soft spot.

by guidodouche13 August 13, 2009

Douchesaurus Rex

One who seems to go out of their way to be an extreme douchebag and doesn't realize it.

Dressed in his Dickies cap and Wal-Mart faux camo pants, Piechocinski was a serious Douchesaurus Rex.

by Mick Smiley October 22, 2004

douchebutt

A derogatory term used towards someone that is being both an ass & and a vaginal cleaning product.

ian: Daft Punk and Roy Orbison are the greatest artists of all time! All other music sucks! I'll never listen to any new songs ever again.

Zoidberg: You douchebutt, if you don't listen to new music you will never get to hear the latest masterpiece by Ke$ha or Rebecca Black.

by ZoidbergBG January 6, 2014

douchecut

where your hair is slightly spiked in the front

did u see will
yeah he has the douchiest douchecut ever...other than my brother

by klkjjkdskjld September 25, 2011

douchelite

An individual who surpasses douch status.

A douchelite is an individual who drives a foreign vehicle that is a soft top convertible bearing a large Harley Davidson sticker and does not ride.
A motorcycle rider wearing socks and sandals.
An individual who wears full leather gear while driving a beat up car.

by nicajima December 15, 2009