donkey dick

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

by Bullzeye December 26, 2003

donkey dick

1. An abnormaly large penis.
2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

by Danno April 01, 2005

donkey dick

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

by Mic August 05, 2004

donkey dick

a penis large enough to could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some shylock's face

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

by Gnome November 21, 2005

Donkey Dick

A large and powerful cigar such as a Montecristo 'A' or a Sancho Panza Sancho.

"Honey, you don't mind if I fire up this donkey dick, do ya?"

by Paytheline May 15, 2007

Donkey Dicked

When one specifically women look like they have been in a donkey show.

Travis was going to have sex with that chick last night but when he saw her snatch it looked like she had been donkey dicked.

by bngermin July 28, 2010

donkey dick

a term used to describe the sexual organs of an impressive male.

also, a sourthern english dialect for the common household carrot .

wow, he really is a donkey dick!

and

cor, no wonder this soup tastes so good, its full of donkey dick!

by andyt December 08, 2005