dismality

Something that one has done that is considered dismal.

CONG: "I got a C+ on the chemistry quiz."
LARROW: "DISMALITY!"

by Kevin the Cardboard Box March 5, 2021

disclarity

Lack of clarity in any given situation

There was a degree of disclarity around jonathan's early sexual preferences

by Gary Mckler December 9, 2008

DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY

Something you say to distract other people during a task that requires focus.

*Playing Squash, KEVIN is about to serve the ball.*

LRRO: "DEE DEE DEE DISMALITY!"
KEVIN: *misses the serve*
KEVIN: "SHOOT! AGGRESSION!"

by SBFY December 23, 2021

dielarity

die·lar·i·ty /dī-la-ritē/ noun. - laughter intermixed with sadness caused by morbid occurances. The unease and convulsions of laughter related to the demise of a close relative or friend.

Now I started having a private moment of dielarity, laughing and crying softly (so it looked like crying) as I remembered sitting with Dad a few years back in the TV room at Club Meds.

from Lizz Winstead's Lizz Free or Die: Essays

by harmless drudge February 24, 2013

disparatchio

When you’re in a state of xotwod.

Yo leave me alone I’m in disparatchio.
I can’t stop listening to the weeknd, I think I have disparatchio.

by Joemamaisobese April 11, 2022

desparity

A heavily butchered version of "despair". It is not to be confused with "disparity", despite matching that word more closely in spelling.

Mike: "I am going to have a desparity attack if I don't do well on the test"
Bob: "what"

by craftablescience July 3, 2021

dispiritingly

tending to lower the spirit or enthusiasm

Her distress was dispiritingly to behold.

by Akhtar khan February 7, 2014