Dishwasher

A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.

Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!

by Randee3 November 11, 2019

The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai

Quite a challenging XBL Arcade game. Although it is fairly decent, it is overpriced and the gameplay is very repetitive and unoriginal.

I wouldn't have purchased The Dishwasher: Dead Samurai if I had played the demo first

by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009

Police Dispatcher

Someone who is forced to put up with ignorance beyond belief of the public without the liberty of bringing that ignorance to their attention without being terminated. Also telling the police what little information can be obtained from these idiots and sending them into situations they have no clue about.

Caller; "I just saw someone get robbed!"

Police Dispatcher: "Where?"

Caller: "I don't know and I'm not sure what they looked like, what they were wearing, if they had any weapons, if they were black or white, if they had a car, or which way they went!"

Police Dispatcher: "Ugh, ok, what CAN you tell me that will help us find this person?"

Caller: "NOTHING! Just go get them!"

by mdaugh October 27, 2008

national dishwasher day

march 8 is national dishwasher day

when all dishwashers are celebrated

happy national dishwasher day

by spikes82 March 9, 2020

Dispatcherator

A killing machine that will not stop until its prey is killed. Many have thought that they were Dispatcherators, but it turns out that they were just regular killing machines that just got bored.

holy crap, run dude its Doctor Whinopeum! HE'S A DISPATCHERATOR!

by 7'1'' George Washington January 9, 2008

dishwasher chess

When you place dirty dishes in somebodies dishwasher and they come and re-arrange them as soon as you have done it.

After dinner Karen cleared away the dishes and filled the dishwasher only to have Linda re-arrange them, challanging Karen to Dishwasher Chess.

by Spike Morrison November 8, 2009

International dishwasher day

Also known as international dishwashing machine day (IDM Day), this is where people get together on December 28 to celebrate Josephine Cochrane's invention of the dishwasher in 1886 cause lord knows what sort of society we'd be living in without a dishwasher.

Madeline: yo it's international dishwasher day
Abby: Eyyy lemme go grab my cascade pods!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian March 9, 2020