dislexic shocker

Similar to the universal shocker but there are 2 in the stink and one in the pink

Tommys girlfriend liked it more in the pooper so he gave her the dislexic shocker

by pef June 11, 2006

dislexic

The way people with dyslexia spell "dyslexic"

"I kant spel im dislexic"

by GarnetOakley January 8, 2008

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Palms 103:7,
He made known his sway unto Sesmo, His cats unto the children of Is real.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Dicklexic

When a guy is making obvious passes at you and you’re oblivious to it

“I asked you out, and you thought we were going on a date as friends?”
“I can’t help it! You know im dicklexic”

by trulywildbrunette December 11, 2018

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

OBJ 31:1,
I made an convent with mine eyes; why then should I think upon a daim?

by Gene Sins January 13, 2007

Dislexic Bible

A Bible written by dislexics, for dislexics.

DISLEXIC BIBLE:

Exitdust 20:8,
Remember, thesa bbath a day, to keep pits holy.

by Gene Sins January 14, 2007

Discopenicide

Death inflicted by a penis of the disco variety.

"It looks like we got a discopenicide on our hands here, Chief."

by Bring me the head of the discopenis king February 23, 2004