dickwaddle

Dickwaddle- Another term used for a wanker, idiot or a really bad slip up.

Bob: Wow did you see how drunk frank was the other night
Tony :Yeah, he's such a dickwaddle.

by JBBoobies December 24, 2016

Dickbangle

Somebody who pretends to hide their intelligence

"Joey Essex is such a Dickbangle"

by ledzinger July 5, 2015

Dickwrangler

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.

Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.

by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011

dickwang

An extremely fat person

Freaking hell, that guy is a dickwang

by Johnny's gf October 30, 2015

dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

dickwallet

what you call an old man that goes online and tells people he is his daughter and sends pics of his daughter

(@zasz) jlott do you know who ron traughber is
(jlott) yeah fuck that dickwallet

by rontraughber February 11, 2010

Dickwagger

Just break it down

Dick= Cock
Wagger= Tail

DICKWAGGER=COCKTAIL

A woman talking to her friends at work says, "Hey guys, it's been a shitty day, how about some dickwaggers after work?"

by elwkcc March 15, 2011