dicktan

When the rest of your skin has reached the level of tan you normally have on your penis' shaft skin.

I'm not wearing shorts in public until my legs are at least dicktan.

by buddhiistboy July 7, 2016

dickwankis

Noun Trucker slang for meth amphetamine. Also used as an adjective in describing something'

Hey Murdock, (truck driver handle name) whats up with that Dickwankis?
Adj. Man did you see that girl she looked like Dickwankis

by Redapril June 18, 2017

dicktalk

Using your dick to talk.

You: Hey baby what's shakin'?
Chick: ...
You: I got this package for ya.
Chick: Cut the dicktalk and let's bang already.

by eepman September 16, 2009

dicktakability

the ability to take some dick

You were good the the main thing I worried about: dicktakability. Skinny girls tend to have low dicktability, but yours was impressive.

by Eddy Mo September 5, 2011

dickstank

A person who is a lil' bitch.

Daniel: Lets go steal some alcohol from these fools.
Tyler: Well we might get in trouble.
Daniel: You a dickstank hoe!

by LaFondah May 24, 2006

dicktaketion

When a secretary excels far beyond her job description and exhibits continued enthusiasm for sucking and fucking her boss.

I got a new secretary that's a true keeper. She keeps my life organized with her superior computer skills and helps take the edge off of me with her superior dicktaketion.

Joe to coworker: I wish I could put dick-take-tion on this monster job posting!

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

dicktangle

A quandry for women under duress, where in order for a woman to get what they truly desire the obvious solution is having sex with a male they don't want to be with.

Amy needed at least a "B" on her term paper, which put her in a dicktanglement with her professor.

Joni wanted a promotion at work, making her dicktangled with her boss.

by Matt Allen Poe July 3, 2016