"I'm sorry what were you saying, I was totally dickstracted by that hot guy in the cowboy hat, he could ride me anytime!"
by baLtiMORe tURkeY March 28, 2010
by Tradicktion December 23, 2015
by BayAreaPrincess925 June 05, 2016
by Carlbud July 26, 2013
Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about
by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020
The act of being distracted by your partner's dick. Usually starts by a couple trying to be wholesome and then throwing it all out the window for dat dick
Guy: "babe you said that you wanted to just watch a movie and be wholesome"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"
Girl/guy: "Yeah, nevermind, she'll be right, you are dickstracting me"
by AAAAAAAHHHHHHH3825 September 13, 2019
Today's goal.. Don't let a sexy ass motherfucker dickstract you from making moves.
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that
To dickstract - distracting a woman from reaching her goals
Making it difficult for her to get laid
Ain't nobody got time for that
by Adminthefuckery October 13, 2019