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Dicknailed

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.
Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.
by THEword 14 September 17, 2016
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dickmilk

1. n. an idiot
2. n. someone who is ignorant of the most basic of sexual abilities.
by nekomi.net June 22, 2003
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dickmiles

A.K.A. DM’s, the unit of measurement defining how many miles of penis ones partner has had laid into them throughout their history.
When choosing a life partner, it’s imperative to find a low DM or dickmiles model, this will help prevent the need for sidewalling.
by Struggling scartist January 23, 2021
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dickmallet

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.
by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009
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dickmillion

An excessively large and indefinable number. Usually used to describe a large quantity of things.
I think Luke needs to be taken home, he's had a dickmillion shots of sambuca and is chundering all over the place.

Ali won at Monoply last night, he had all the properties and a dickmillion pounds. We didn't stand a chance.

Have you seen Karin's spare room? There is no room, she keeps a dickmillion shoes in there that she never wears!
by freedaslaves September 9, 2013
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DickSail

DickSail
n

1. an area of fabric, usually Terylene or nylon (formerly canvas), with fittings for a Dick in any suitable position to catch the wind, used for propelling certain Cocks to a female vessel.
2. a voyage on a cock boat using a sail attached to a dick. a Dicksail down the anal river
3. a Dick with sails or such collectively to travel by dick we raised seven sail in the northeast
4. (Transport / Nautical Terms) a ship's Dick/Penis sails collectively
5. something resembling a Dick sail in shape, position, or function, such as the part of a cockmill that is turned by Mushi or the part of a Portuguese man-of-cock that projects above the water
DickSail: A piece of fabric sewn together and fitted to the dick and rigging of an anus to convert the force of the wind into forward motion of the vessel.
by maypo September 10, 2011
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Dickmaid

A Dickmaid is someone who loves penis so much that they are considered a Dickmaid.
Could also be called a Bimbo or a Sissy.
Person 1: "damn I love penis"
Person 2: "what are you, a Dickmaid"
by Lickman344 June 9, 2022
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