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dicklash

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.
Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha
by AJ.S November 9, 2008
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When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.
I got dicklash after I lost my woody.
by lyradius February 12, 2014
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Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.
We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.
by turntable August 13, 2008
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Dicklashed

Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.
Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.
by 808Rockz June 10, 2014
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The opposite of being pussywhipped. When a woman lets her man walk all over her, letting the man take full control of every aspect of her life.
Lucy: Jesus Christ, look at poor Tina. She's been with Steev for over 8 years and it's been nothing but hell for her. He just takes advantage of her and controls every aspect of her life. It's like she's on a chain...

Ellie: She's dicklashed. The opposite of pussywhipped.
by Smacketeer September 1, 2019
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dicklash

When a bitter woman insults her ex's penis.
Present tense: His ex gave him major dicklash, telling him he had a small cock.
Present participle: She was well know for throwing out dicklashes.
Past participle: He was dicklashed on being told his penis looked weird.
Future participle: She will be dicklashing him on social media.

Origin: Any bad breakup.
by kenkenobi September 28, 2021
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Dicklash

The result of either masturbating/having intercourse when a spot on your knob gets too dry, resulting in a carpetburn-like effect.
She TOLD me she was soaked, but a minute later i got some serious dicklash
by lkjhgfxzsdnfgfn3 July 24, 2018
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