dicklash

an insult implying someone got hurt their neck from sucking too much dick.

Binky: aw shit dude my neck hurts.

MikeNike: haha you probably got dicklash. You gotta stop inhaling that cock.

Binky: Fuck you asshole!...hahahaha

by AJ.S November 9, 2008

dicklash

When a fast and hard grinding woman on top is not in tune with the direction of her partners penis hardness and folds a semi erect penis in half during mid grind.

I got dicklash after I lost my woody.

by lyradius February 12, 2014

dicklash

Injury sustained to one's penis while dancing naked.

We were having a great naked dance party until I got dicklash.

by turntable August 13, 2008

Dicklashed

Marked with a red welt from being whipped by a penis.

Bryan: I was entering the shower just as the old lady was exiting and so I dicklashed her as we passed.

by 808Rockz June 10, 2014

dicklash

verb. - to whip one's dick on someone's face, usually leaving a mark.

noun. - the mark left on one's face after being whipped with a dick.

verb -

Johnny: I can't wait to dicklash her in Gold Class.

noun -

Connie: I'd so love to get a dick whipped in my face!
Johnny: It may leave a mark though...
Connie: Oh yeah, there's nothing worse than dicklash.

by honeydewtea March 28, 2010

Dicklash

Neck strain that occurs after performing oral sex on a man. Usually experienced by persons over the age of 40.

Waking up with dicklash really makes me reevaluate my nighttime activities.

by Lotsamama January 5, 2022

dicklash

When a bitter woman insults her ex's penis.

Present tense: His ex gave him major dicklash, telling him he had a small cock.
Present participle: She was well know for throwing out dicklashes.
Past participle: He was dicklashed on being told his penis looked weird.
Future participle: She will be dicklashing him on social media.

Origin: Any bad breakup.

by kenkenobi September 28, 2021