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dicktardation

The state of being a dicktard, which is a half retard/half dick. Dicktardation most commonly occurs among the species known as homo sapiens. See also: fucktardation.
How is it possible for these insane arguments for drug prohibition to continue in our supposedly advanced culture? Isn't it time to recognize that the so-called 'war on drugs' cannot be 'won', and merely persists because of its enormously consistent profitability? History has shown us that the only way to reduce the potential for harm in prohibited drugs is to legalize, educate and regulate.

Unfortunately, due to massive dicktardation on the part of the politicians, judges and police who create and enforce these puritanical prohibition laws, rampant gang violence and the senseless incarceration of non-violent 'offenders' will continue on endlessly.
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. November 12, 2010
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dickalationship

A relationship where no feelings are involved just straight up dropping dick off everytime
This a dickalationship baby we just just fucking round
by Dreskiigzz November 28, 2021
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declaration

The declaration of our baby.
by Aria Anonymous May 30, 2016
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Declaration of Independence

Filing for divorce.

The legal document recognized on July 4, 1776 in Philadelphia by the Continental Congress and signed by many of our founding fathers, announcing a seccesion of the 13 Colonies from Great Britain. It is the event by which we celebrate Independence Day.
The Declaration of Independence was probably the single-most important document that changed the world as we know it.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com August 21, 2007
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cake dickeration

"cake dickeration" describes the decorating of a cake by drawing a large penis on it!
I'll draw a large penis with the frosting on that cake!
That is some nice "cake dickeration"!
by Hans Honk April 21, 2015
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dickeration

a lapel pin shaped like a penis, worn by a gay homosexual butt fag male
Lyle looked thuper thpiffy last night, and did you see his dickeration on his new suit jacket.
by largessepopper October 22, 2008
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Universal Declaration of Human Rights

Some bullshit document that nobody follows.
Random person: “I’m protected by the Universal Declaration of Human Rights!”
Random person: “Nobody’s watching so it doesn’t matter. Do you have any evidence to prove that whatever happened happened? You don’t? Well, that’s too bad for you.”
by Mo’Nique vs. Precious September 24, 2020
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