Dickjam

One who who acts like their dick has been jammed into a door and slammed shut on their penis.

Mg F T W: honestly SHUT THE frick UP YOU DILDO frick DICKJAM

by <3Chain June 10, 2009

dickamatized

When the dick is so good a girl just gets mesmerized and lets the guy do anything because she doesn't care because of course, the dick is that good

"Oh my gosh girl, me and Lil' Tony cheating on me"

"Why you don't leave him girl?"

"Cause his dick too good!"

"Oooh, you must be dickamatized"

by jujubeez February 4, 2014

dickamid

When three men penetrate a woman's/man's vagina and/or anus, and stack them upon each other.

Bill, frank, and I gave Sally Sue a dickamid after the dance.

by Mr_Munchies February 3, 2015

dickhatership

Any group or club which is against men or is predominantly made up of lesbians.

"Now that we have this new lesbian president, the United States is officially a dickhatership."

by L RiZzO July 10, 2007

Dickhands

The state of male hands at the period of time between pissing and washing their hands. Exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.

"Company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake."

"To hell with that, I followed Lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his Dickhands has lasted a few days now!"

by Kombat Mann January 2, 2012

dickname

the nickname you give to your penis.

whats your dickname? let's think of one.
sagachunga...hmm maybe if ur asian.
morpheous..hmm that guy's black.
little white...no my dick is big
moby...could work
whats a penis?...no thats jewish
steakster...sounds too delicious
megasnakehammerbulletsharkgeorge....yep thats the one.
i have to go play with megasnakehammerbulletsharkgeorge.

by CarnivorousJewSlayerSavage July 11, 2006

dickhard

The sudden, instantaneous onset of an erection without any apparent cause. Occurs in situations devoid of sexual impetus.

Also known as dickswell.

"I can't figure out why, but everytime I ride the train I get dickhard right before I have to get off."

"Im sorry Mrs. Applebottom, but I can't come up to the board and solve that math equation...I have dickhard."

by Elmer Pud April 15, 2009