Dicket

A ticket you get from a simp as a result of sleeping with them

"Get those dickets from him"

Dicket by Floury January 7, 2021

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Dicket's

Dicket's, Australian Slang for when a gay male or female is choking down on a blow job directly after eating a twenty packet of nuggets from McDonald's, causing him/her to throw up nuggets onto the lap of the other person.

"Oh man, After going to maccas, in the parking lot my boyfriend gave me such good head, unfortunately it ended with dickey's",

"I was giving such vigorous head last night, but couldn't keep down my dicket's"

"Brent always gives out dicket's at the end of a maccas meal"

Dicket's by Zeebie The Zebra April 10, 2017

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Related Words

dicket • dickette • dickety • dicketarian • dicketed • Dicketh • dicketician • Dicketrie • dicketry • dickety-boo

The Dicket Fence

The act of holding your dick in your hand and slapping a row of people in the face with it. This would be similar to running a stick across a picket fence.

Hugh had all of the bitches get on their knees and he ran the dicket fence on them.

The Dicket Fence by iam2eeyore June 8, 2010

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trink dicket

a slip, usually of paper or cardboard, serving as evidence that the holder has forthcoming free alcohol to be served to their own person or to those they are drinking with.

Named such, by the intended user of said dicket, as a result of over-consumption of alcohol, uncanny ability to make immature jokes or perhaps due to a language learning disability.

Not to be confused with trinket.

V (male) - To you I give my drink ticket. Please acquire for me an alcoholic beverage. A spirit of Mexican origin perhaps.

K (female) - For me, a cold and refreshing Coca-Cola. Many thanks.

L (female) - You`re all loosers. I'll just take these trink dickets and buy myself some more booze.

trink dicket by The Real V-man (Clad) November 14, 2009