Dickwrangler

Someone who enjoys touching, pleasuring and anything else associated with dicks.

Denholm: I really fancy a hot dog right about now.
Jonathan: Stop using euphemisms you dickwrangler! Just go and wrangle Kieran's dick. Gosh.

by tinytonk10 July 13, 2011

dickhanger

a golfing term in which a male golfer fails to get his tee shot past the ladies' tees and therefore must take his next shot with his pants and underwear at his ankles.

"Scotty had a bad round today. He shot so many dickhangers that he sunburned his pecker."

by Nordic Giant March 3, 2008

Dickwangle

The stroking of a Micropenis with big balls.

He dickwangled this morning

by Wonderlandalis May 14, 2016

dickballer

A dickballer is such a cock sucker they take the balls in with the cock.

Did you hear Jerry keyed Frank's car? What a dickballer

by Aerossignol October 14, 2018

Dickbagel

Noun
An individual with the personality somewhere between a douchecanoe and a bitchbiscuit

I hope you can look in the mirror and see yourself for the real dickbagel you are

by faedwsjuikbh July 5, 2022

Dickhandle

a- A rude term given to anyone who can be considered an asshole, but given to said person by someone who would like to use something different from the cliche asshole.
b- Someone, most likely a woman, who grabs the penis and yanks on it before or after sex (but obviously not during). Better used as "dickhandler," but can be used either way.

a- "You remember that guy who used to beat the neighborhood kids up? What a dickhandle."
b- "She's wild in bed man- a total dickhandler!"

by ThePowersThatBe June 20, 2006

Dickwanger

A selfish person who is up his own arse and is incapable of love. He sees himself is superior to everyone but denies it see cunt

"you only care about yourself, your such a dickwanger!"

by Nyancat April 4, 2012