dicktard

The combination of dick and retard.

OMG, I can't believe he did that. He's such a dicktard !

by fitch fanatic July 31, 2008

Dicktard

A Insult used in extreme cases in which one insult would not be enough.

Dave:Hi George ive been playing that new game thats come out.
George:Oh! its shit

Dave:How is it you Dicktard.

by pricey987 August 15, 2012

Dicktarded

When a girl loses her virginity and her mind because she fell in love with dick on the first stroke.

Look at that Ho. Mikey took her out last night and must have fucked her right cause she came home dicktarded!!!

by Tiny Cox84 April 27, 2019

dicktard

Someone who is so retarded that he does things that make him a dick.

The fact that Crosby still can't complete the simplest of simple tasks obviously classifies him as a total dicktard!

by snarfman123 March 22, 2007

dicktarded

to be a dick and a retard

that guy over there is dicktarded

by duckster August 7, 2003

dicktard

Donald "John" Trump

Idiot: Aint nobody gunna shit on Trump like that
Person with brain: Everybody already does. He's a dicktard.

by TomBrady69 September 25, 2017

Dicktard

Someone who is prone to genital related uncoordination such as sitting on yourself or missing the bowl in the toilet due to complete lack of basic control.

"That guy totally pissed all over the seat. What a dicktard."

by Mr. Vocabularizor August 12, 2009