dicknail

a hangnail on one's penis

"Ew, is that smegma?"
"Nope, just a dicknail."

by JohnnyLurg February 10, 2013

Dicknailed

Dicknailed is term used to describe a handjob gone wrong. For example when your gf's nails are too long and she scratches your dick mid handjob.

Dude, i got Dicknailed so bad last night.

by THEword 14 September 17, 2016

Dickstilts

A sturdy piece of wood used to keep a penis erect. Before medications such as Cialis and Viagra people used Dickstilts.

Hey man wanna come over later and pound my ass? Only if you remember your Dickstilts last time you couldn't stay hard.

by Dick Liquor September 25, 2021

sir dicksalot

simply referring to robert's cat

Did you get the cat food so we can feed sir dicksalot?

by davis downey jr. III August 1, 2009

dicksville notch

The opening where solid waste generally exits the body.

stick it up your dicksville notch!

by blufty November 24, 2007

Dickswiller

A man or woman who gives oral sex at a exponential rate that it seems as if they are drinking penis.

The writers for Bon Appetit are dickswillers for using frozen pizza dough for a berry tart.

Nova is a sad stripper and a horrible dickswiller.

by MissGourmet January 30, 2010

Dickmail

Make your friend (boy or girl, you decide!) do something sexual (give you a handjob, blowjob, etc.) by blackmailing them.

John made me give him a handjob because he's Dickmailing me!

by Bipplerunny September 12, 2015