by RockManSam November 25, 2009
Mistakenly utilized slang term too often associated with discharges from the male penis. In reality, the "dick splash" is associated with the large orgasm of a woman who is enjoying sex and completely soaks a man's penis when the orgasm occurs.
Woman: "Oh baby, oh baby, oh baby, oh baby! Yesssssssssssss!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
Man: "Whoa! Honey, you just seriously dick splashed me!"
by Brainiac March 02, 2005
A tiny splash of urine from the japs eye that lands on unwanted places such as inside your trousers after urination
by Bob March 26, 2005
A stupid fucking moron who hates English (Im english too, but oh well) and makes no fucking sense of what he thinks or says.
Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.
Seriously, who the FUCK thinks golf is better than sex, he must be a very lonely man.
by James Lowe October 17, 2004
by Alex and Craig March 14, 2003
"I had some serious poo water splash dick first thing this morning. Went the rest of the day with toilet water all over my penis!"
Ya rt
Ya rt
by LunchKing June 28, 2013
When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
by Sexy beast 9000 November 24, 2021