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dick dock

1. When a circumcised penis and an uncircumcised penis share the same turtleneck.

2. Horseplay, wasting time,
by Team Awesome-O00000000h!! March 14, 2011
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dick-dock

1) A woman that sleeps around. A lot. A dick-dock because she lets all penises land in her port. And by port, we mean vagina. Somewhat similar to a delivery truck entrance to a store, in that there is constant loading and unloading in the dock. She's hot, but if you sleep with her you'll just be another notch in the post. And probably get a disease.

2) A word that rhymes with tick-tock. Used as a triple-tonguing exercise for wind instrumentalists. Said as "dick-a-dock"
1) Dude 1: Man, that girl is such a dick-dock.
Dude 2: Dude, I know.
Dude 1: She's still hot. I'd tap that.
Dude 2: You're forgetting that she's a dick-dock. You'll catch
something from her.

2) No, say "dick-a-dock." Tri-ple-et, dick-a-dock. It's easy.
by JohnnyCD December 15, 2011
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dick dock

another word for a slag, whore etc. aka bucket fanny.
Dude your moms a right dick dock.
by Mr. Bean666 September 5, 2006
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Dick dock

“I got tik tok
“You mean dick dock?”
by I understand logic May 28, 2020
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Dick Daddy Dock

A doctor that is your father and dicks his patients down and cheats on your mother. (Definition made by a local walnutmusic)
Why is your father a dick Daddy dock? I think your mom needs to know.
by Dick Daddy Dock July 6, 2021
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Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it
That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams
by Criptix June 1, 2021
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