dial-a-dick
Similar to a fuck buddy or friend with benefits, a dial-a-dick is someone who is more than willing to participate in sexual relations, without any of the hang ups associated with
No, no, no. I don't masturbate. I just call my dial-a-dick and he's at my apartment door in half an hour, down on my pussy five minutes after that.
dial-a-dick by yoshi77 December 9, 2008
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dial up the dick by swell243 June 18, 2016
dick dialing
I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.
dick dialing by blaatzDB July 10, 2009
dick dialed
Instead of "I butt dialed you" the more fitting expression from me would be "my dick dialed you". Because my butt is unable to use my phone, but my dick, on the other hand, is very much capable and very willing to do so. Plus, I don't carry my phone in my back pocket next to my butt, I carry it in my front pocket, like everyone else does, next to my dick. So.... I dick dialed you.
Oh my bad bro, I must have dick dialed you.
Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.
Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.
Hot Chick: I think you butt dialed me.
Me: No ma'am, I dick dialed you.
dick dialed by Shoshy April 3, 2019
Dick-dialed
Dylan wasn’t in the mood to listen to Nicole but he was hoping she was as horny as him so he dick-dialed
Dick-dialed by eric_h June 17, 2022
Dick Dialing
Dick Dialing by SnapPeaz December 1, 2023
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